On your person.....

[rockchalk06]

Yeap, I’m judging you. For having a fuckin zebra pen. I can’t believe you.

What’s the brown knife?

I normally have a Pilot G-2 05, but they suck ass in the cold. Zebra will write a report in the Artic!

It's a Bradford M390 Guardian3. Worn about 1230 strong side horizontally

 

[Kwaynem]

 

[KurtM]

I was just listing the stuff Toad got at the drug store when he tried to buy whiskey for his date, from the movie American Graphiti. You guys carry a very eclectic mix of stuff!

 

[KurtM]

Sorry pervs, no toe pics!

 

[AER244]

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DMT sharpener for the win!

 

[Hillside Desolate]

I thought I was the only one who carried a Sharpie around

I always had one in Seattle for defacing enemy propaganda. I use to tear up the commie posters and write "Wolverines!" on em.

 

[Cowcatcher]

 

[Kwaynem]

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Must be wearing your farmer britches instead of cowboy britches today lol

 

[Hillside Desolate]

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Be careful that hammer might get you electrocuted on the jobsite.

 

[JEVapa]

Sorry pervs, no toe pics! View attachment 1728

lol, I thought those were tooths at first. I had to zoom in

 

[AER244]

Be careful that hammer might get you electrocuted on the jobsite.

He should be fine. It doesn’t have holes in the grip like ken’s electrician brother’s hammer.

 

[ClintC]

Travel package. Not included 2 suit cases of luggage

 

[rockchalk06]

Travel package. Not included 2 suit cases of luggage

LaserMax?

 

[ClintC]

LaserMax?

Nope.

 

[caliberbob]

Baggy of teeth, 3 rubber bands, and a condom. Why?

 

[BadgeBunny]

Clothes.

 

[BadgeBunny]

Jesus Fucking Christ!! You guys need purses.

 

[conditionzero]

Pocket dump

 

[conditionzero]

Travel package. Not included 2 suit cases of luggage

I thought you had a mini road vagina for a keychain for a sec

 

[KurtM]

"Jesus Fucking Christ!! You guys need purses."
God Damn right!!!!......, I have this light, I have that light... Ugh! If you got a Zippo, you got light, AND can start your smoker ! You Can't do that shit with you surefire XL3CIMATARD Ligh!

" AnIgot" a set of girly footwear like Crocks that fold up in my wallet and take pervy foot photos when the wife's not looking!

"Anigot" a fancy straight blade knife, but I'd never cut open packing tape with it cause that would dull its "combat effectiveness'" I carry several other folding knifes to do that mundane task that I sharpen on Unicorn horns.

I carry a key fob just so I don't look homeless, and an extra pair of socks, cause Mom said!

Jesus! What ever happened to a spare mag and some fencing pliers? And hell the horse carried the God damn pliers!

Y'all carry more crap than a mail man.... If I can even say mail MAN anymore,!! Maybe Mail "sorta humanoid" but maybe nonerectus cause that might be construed as trans!! or Michael Jackson..... So yeah y'all need a purse!!!